Wednesday, March 17, 2010

GRE Vocab; Grimace "joke"

Grimace(n); a facial distortion to show feeling such as pain, disgust etc
Poor Ruben
Young Ruben, a poor man without education or social background falls in love with a millionaires daughter. She invites him to her house for dinner and to meet her parents.
Dinner is served in luxurious style and Ruben is just beginning to relax when suddenly he farts loudly. The girls father looks up and then stares at the large dog lying at Rubens feet.
"Rover," he calls out and the dog waves his tail. Ruben is relieved that the dog has been blamed, but just then cuts another fart. His host looks up and in a louder voice says, "Rover!"
The dog looks up but yawns and goes back to sleep. Within minutes, Ruben farts again. The rich father grimaces and shouts to his dog, "Rover, get out from under there before he shits all over you!"

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